Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
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