i don't like sucking hair
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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