did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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