My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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