We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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