She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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