The maid of honor just puked.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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