I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
She said her name was "party"
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Randomize
