I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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