Kareoke will never be a sober sport
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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