Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
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