I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
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