I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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