at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I am in a vortex of obligation.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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