Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
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