I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
You left your phone here
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