the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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