Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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