When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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