I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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