He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
The adults are the big ones right?
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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