We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
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