So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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