So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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