On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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