Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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