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(516): View more from New York

I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this

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(916): View more from California

I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.

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(209): View more from California

Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.

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(775): View more from Nevada

We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne

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(602): View more from Arizona

Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day

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(303): View more from Colorado

That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.

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(512): View more from Texas

I think I fell in love last night

(210): View more from Texas

That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.

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