i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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