I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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