would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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