its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I'm both gender and math confused
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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