Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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