You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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