so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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