woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
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