$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Randomize
