How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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