i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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