quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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