It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Screwed.edu
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
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