Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
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