This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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