i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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