marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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