Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
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