Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
