You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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