so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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