This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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