its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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